bananaaids:

lunawhitlock:

birdghost:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'Im gonna draw you something'

"You’re a dork"

"I fucking hate you"

pu-mpkin:

why don’t police use akinator to solve crimes that fucker knows everyone

jaclcfrost:

"how are you wearing a sweater in this weather" dedication. insecurity. dedication and insecurity

chinesekleptocracy:

Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!

“I am alive. I am here. I am trying. That is enough.”
— words you should recite while having an anxiety attack.  (via jappan)

meetmeincalifornia:

skylarposts:

I’ll just leave this here

Just imagine the first skype session with Phil though

dreamofbecoming:

Reasons abortion should be fully covered on all insurance plans:

  • If you can’t afford an abortion, you definitely can’t afford a pregnancy
  • If you can’t afford an abortion, and are forced to carry a pregnancy to term anyway, you sure as hell can’t afford a child

Who the fuck do you think you’re really protecting here?

ocheano:

parents : you can’t have any problems you are just a teenager

  1. Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
  2. Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
  3. Guy: Well...yeah.
  4. Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you

onemultiplefandom:

bitchesaloud:

plot twist

THIS WAS THE CUTEST PLOT TWIST EVER